Strain Review: Lindsay Lohan

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Overview: I guess it was just a matter of time before America's #1 skank Linday Lohan got her own medical marijuana strain, unfortunately, much like the actual person, it is a bit of a disappointment.

 Looks: Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful strain with short, stubby and super dense light green leaves that are covered in a light frost and plenty of rust-colored hairs that come tangling out of the buds.

Taste/Smell: The taste was a little bit hashy and a little bit spicy. Not really a strong flavor here, but not entirely unpleasant.

Buzz: Lindsay Lohan has the looks and a fairly decent taste, but the buzz is where it falls short. It made me super lethargic and sleepy. I wasn't good for anything for the rest of the day. Not only did these buds shut my body down, but my mind was also slowed down which is unusual for me because weed usually gets my creative juices flowing and gets me thinking. This strain might be good for insomniacs looking for relief, but I probably wouldn't recommend it for any other medical uses and I have a feeling it could make the symptoms of depression even worse.

Overall Grade: C-

Comments

  1. AnonymousMay 2, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    this shit is garbage just like the real whore shes named after

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  2. AnonymousDecember 3, 2013 at 6:50 PM

    stuff i grew was awsome .finishes in 7 weeks .dont let the ph faal outta range or she ll finish in 5 or 6 weeks.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    This isn't the Reserva Privada Colorado version apparently lol

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  4. AnonymousMay 24, 2014 at 6:16 PM

    my is great

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    Some of us can and love the heavy stuff day and night! I love my Lohan buds.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 13, 2014 at 10:33 PM

    Smells like Lohans Pussy. I have about 4 ounces of it and it doesn't taste hashy when you have the true strain that is cured correctly.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 17, 2014 at 10:56 AM

    Check it out at L'Eagle, it's pretty delicious

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  8. UnknownOctober 14, 2015 at 8:22 PM

    Neat. They both have rust colored hairs. Heh heh.

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  9. AnonymousMay 8, 2016 at 12:57 AM

    Every strain doesn't have to hit you like OG Kush. I smoked a quarter and I feel great.

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  10. AnonymousJune 14, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    I am trying this strain, flowering for 55 days, what do you recommend for curing properly, and length of time?

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  11. UnknownDecember 18, 2016 at 7:37 PM

    So you are a Indica user who reviewed a sativa lol I love the heavy hitter

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