Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Medical Marijuana Strain Review: Lindsay Lohan

Overview: I guess it was just a matter of time before America's #1 skank Linday Lohan got her own medical marijuana strain, unfortunately, much like the actual person, it is a bit of a disappointment.

Looks: Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful strain with short, stubby and super dense light green leaves that are covered in a light frost and plenty of rust-colored hairs that come tangling out of the buds.

Taste/Smell: The taste was a little bit hashy and a little bit spicy. Not really a strong flavor here, but not entirely unpleasant.

Buzz: Lindsay Lohan has the looks and a fairly decent taste, but the buzz is where it falls short. It made me super lethargic and sleepy. I wasn't good for anything for the rest of the day. Not only did these buds shut my body down, but my mind was also slowed down which is unusual for me because weed usually gets my creative juices flowing and gets me thinking. This strain might be good for insomniacs looking for relief, but I probably wouldn't recommend it for any other medical uses and I have a feeling it could make the symptoms of depression even worse.

Overall Grade: C-


  1. this shit is garbage just like the real whore shes named after

  2. stuff i grew was awsome .finishes in 7 weeks .dont let the ph faal outta range or she ll finish in 5 or 6 weeks.

  3. This isn't the Reserva Privada Colorado version apparently lol

  4. Some of us can and love the heavy stuff day and night! I love my Lohan buds.

  5. Smells like Lohans Pussy. I have about 4 ounces of it and it doesn't taste hashy when you have the true strain that is cured correctly.

    1. I like your style bro haha

  6. Check it out at L'Eagle, it's pretty delicious